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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

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Portrait of Words - Lost

It's that wonderful time again when we get to post our Portrait of Words stories, a writing challenge where we develop a story based on a set of pictures from Portrait of Words. Go check out the talent pool over there. :)
Lost
Once upon a time there was a girl named Jill who loved flowers.  No matter where she went, regardless of how unhospitable the area would seem to be, she1 Person would go out of her way to find them.
But one day, Jill found herself in some trouble after she wandered so far off the beaten path that she was lost.
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Every where she went, she found herself surrounded by water.
“How can this be?”  She asked herself.  “I got here in the first place, and I didn’t cross any water on the way.”  She looked down at her shoes to confirm her memory, but her shoes were dry.
Jill continued walking around but felt sure that she was just going in circles, but then she came acrossDSCN3366 a special frog, named Peter.
You might wonder how Jill knew this frog was named Peter.  She noticed that this was a frog unlike any that she had ever seen, but believing this really to be an ordinary frog, she began speaking to it.
“I don’t know how I get myself into these things.  I just wanted to look at these flowers, and now, I’m trapped here with a bunch of frogs and birds.  It’s not that I don’t love you all, but I’d much rather sleep in my bed tonight than on the ground with you.”
Then, Jill’s eyes opened wide with surprise when the frog began to speak, “There’s no need for that, love.”  She thought that he sounded exactly like Roddy McDowell.  “No, your not dreaming,” the frog answered to her unvoiced question.   “If you continue up the path , you will come to a statue.  Behind it is the path back to your world.”
Jill could remember the statue.  She’d passed it three times.  “Thank you very much …”
“Peter.  Don’t mention it, mum.  Now, on your way.  You’ll never see it after dark.”
“Okay, and thanks again,” Jill said as she turned to leave.  She thought that she could see a sort of smile on the frog’s face, which, when you think of it, looked kind of strange.
Once again, she made her way down the winding DSCN3399path.  There it was.  The statue, but she didn’t see any path behind it.  All she could see were low plants and trees.  No wonder she’d missed it.  As she got closer, and because she was looking at it, she could finally see the path out. 
Once she stepped on it, she turned around, and realized that this was the way she came in.  As she made her way back to her car, she thought, I really must get GPS on my cell phone.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - 9 comments

Three Word Thursday #22

This is hosted @ Quintessentially Quilly, and we use antique words in (hopefully) wild and wonderful ways. Stop by Quilly's place to check out all of the creative geniuses.
This week's words:
  • rogitate (v) to ask frequently.
  • solipsistic (n) a theory holding that the self can know nothing but its own modifications and that the self is the only existent thing ; also : extreme egocentrism.
  • nequient (adj) Not being able.
    e.g. - Usage: Everyone in his family can sing, but he is nequient in the art of singing.
The Misadventures of Malcontent Myrtle Macintosh
Myrtle was sitting in the staff meeting trying mightily to stay awake while one of her colleagues, Ronald, made excuses about why his presentation wasn’t going to be done on time. He was nequient to grasp theKatharine_Hepburn_032 concept of simple time management.
Maybe, if he was a little less solipsistic, spent a little less time on his cell phone and playing with his e-mail, and more time working, he might actually get an assignment done on time. Their boss, Harvey, rogitated Myrtle to help Ronald with his work, and she was sick of it. She was hoping against hope that, just this once, Harvey would let him twist in the wind.
The corners of her mouth started moving up at this pleasant thought when she heard Harvey say the inevitable, “Myrtle …”
And just like that, her thermostat was set on “seething.”

(Previous Episode.)
If you haven’t done 3WT, there’s still time. :)
The 3WT #23 words will be: tortiloquy; montivagant; & vultuous

Thursday, July 30, 2009

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Three Word Thursday #21

This is hosted @ Quintessentially Quilly, and we use antique words in (hopefully) wild and wonderful ways. Stop by Quilly's place to check out all of the creative geniuses.
This week's words:
  • sevidical (adj) Speaking in a harsh or cruel manner.
  • morsicant (adj) Producing the sensation of repeated biting or pricking.
  • veteratorian (adj) Subtle; crafty
The Misadventures of Malcontent Myrtle Macintosh
Tonight was the night, and Myrtle was ready. She really was going to cut loose and shock everyone. She had entered a dance contest where she and Roger would dance a hot Cha-Cha. They all thought her so uptight that they would never expect her to anything like that.
Roger had been more than eager to help, and over the past few weeks, she found that he wasn’t a bad dancer. He probably thought he was being veteratorian, but she would worry about that later. She was especially proud of her costume. It was definitely more risqué and flashy than anything else in her wardrobe.
The dress was a ruby red number, rather low cut, though she had taken pains to ensure that there would be no “wardrobe malfunctions” on the big night. It was much longer in the back than in the front in the fashion of Latin dance costumes with a feminine ruffle along the hem line and around the halter top. It was covered in red sequins, and Myrtle positively sparkled every time she moved in it. Wearing it made her feel wonderful, the picture of beauty and elegance.
About an hour before the contest was scheduled to begin, Myrtle and Roger met up for one final rehearsal. He looked very dashing wearing a tuxedo shirt open at the neck with an untied bowtie casually draped around his neck, along with black tuxedo pants. On their last run through, it all went perfectly. They were ready.
The next 30 minutes went by in a haze. Her head almost had a morsicant feeling, but before she knew it, Myrtle was being led onto the dance floor by Roger to join the other couples. A jolt of adrenaline hit her system, and she was suddenly nauseas. She could barely pick up her feet and was sure that she was going to trip and stumble across the floor. However, Roger lent his steadying arm, and they made it to an open spot without incident.
Roger gave her a reassuring smile and a wink, then the music started. After that, it was like they were on automatic pilot. It seemed that part of her brain was watching and analyzing the whole thing from the outside.
To her amazement, things were going really well. And the crowd, they were cheering … for her! She could hardly believe it. Then, she stepped back, and her eyes opened wide as she realized that she stepped on her skirt.
Wait! Nothing like that happened in any of the rehearsals, she thought in a millisecond. She heard the rip and knew that she was in trouble. She looked up at Roger, blissfully unaware of what was going on.
Myrtle tried to continue, brazen it out, but she felt as the whole back of the skirt was being torn from the rest of her costume with every step she took. The crowd’s cheers had turned to laughter.
When the bottom half of her dress was around her ankles, and the audience was helpless in their guffaws, she gathered up her skirts and addressed them.
“You’ll pay for your sevidical attitude!” Then, she turned and stalked off with her head held high.
Roger scurried off after her, but if one looked closely, you could see the corners of his mouth twitching with suppressed laughter.
(Previous Episode.)
If you haven’t done 3WT, this is your chance! :)
3WT #22 words will be: rogitate; solipsistic; & nequient

Monday, July 27, 2009

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Portrait of Words – An Average Day

It's that wonderful time again when we get to post our Portrait of Words stories, a writing challenge where we develop a story based on a set of pictures from Portrait of Words. Go check out the talent pool over there. :)
An Average Day
“Georgia! Where are they? I can’t find them!” Susan said in a panicked voice.
Georgia’s eye grew wide in sudden alarm. “What do you mean you can’t find them?” As Georgia passed a window she spotted two little forms in the front yard playing in the rain.
“Susan,” she called to her friend as she gestured out of the window. They looked at each other with bemused smiles.
Susan hung her head and rubbed the worry lines between her brows. She thought, These children are making me old before my time.people
The two young ladies went out to retrieve their charges and got them all cleaned up for their outing.
A couple of hours later they had two small boys sitting at a table in the kitchen demolishing their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The puppy,optional 1 Rudy, was staring at them with jaws open in the hopes of a treat.
Timmy, the older of the two and all of five years old, said, “Can we take him, pleeeeeeeze? You see? He wants to come.”
Susan laughed and said, “I think that he’s more interested in your lunch at the moment." Almost as if he understood, Rudy wriggled a little closer to Timmy, just in case.
Johnny’s eyes lit up at the idea of taking the dog and started chanting, “Ru-Dy … Ru-Dy.”
Georgia walked over to him and with a damp rag gently began to clean his jelly covered face. “We can’t bring Rudy, not today. Maybe next time.”transport
For the next 10 minutes the boys whined and begged about bringing the dog, but by the time they were strapped in the car, their minds had moved on to other things. activity
When they got to the park, it was like it was a completely different day. The rain had let up, and there was a beautiful blue sky. Everything was fresh and green, newly washed by the rain. They wandered around the grounds and finally made it down to the lake where the boys ran around chasing squirrels and threw rocks optional 2into the water. Meanwhile, the girls enjoyed the serenity of listening to the breeze rustle through the leaves.
All too soon, it was time to go home. Rudy was sitting there waiting to greet them. He looked up as if to say, “Welcome home! Is it supper time?”
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009 - 7 comments

Three Word Thursday #20

This is hosted @ Quintessentially Quilly, and we use antique words in (hopefully) wild and wonderful ways. Stop by Quilly's place to check out all of the creative geniuses.
This week's words:
  • acrasia (n) 1. Excess; intemperance.
    2. Lacking self control.
  • murklins (n) darkness.
  • oncethmus (n) braying
The Misadventures of Malcontent Myrtle Macintosh
Everyone has always thought of Myrtle as the antithesis of an acrasia. Her reputation was one of an iron will and complete control at all times. This gave the people around her the unnatural desire to see her cut-lose.
She certainly gave them the opportunity a couple of weeks ago at the party where she danced on a few tables. It both pleased and infuriated her that everyone was so shocked. It bothered her that they didn’t think that she had the ability to be … what … carefree? But she did like the fact that she was able to surprise them. After all, they don’t really know her. Not that she really gave them the chance.
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The way that Roger had been following her around like a hound had annoyed her at first, but he was beginning to grow on her. She knew that she wasn’t the easiest person to get to know. She had to appreciate his effort. Maybe, she would let him in on her plan. The idea of it made her feel warm all over.
It must be accomplished in murklins. Being wild and crazy never had the same kind of shocking effect in the light of day. But what to do? What to do? If she was really honest with herself, she really didn’t have acary grant lot of practice with this kind of thing. And she really wasn’t interested in anything particularly sorted though it would certainly shock people.
Perhaps tomorrow she would ask Roger about it. Surly, he would have some good ideas though it might involve something with horse oncethmus.
(Previous Episode)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Thursday, April 23, 2009 - 14 comments

Three Word Thursday #11

This is hosted @ Quilly's Pacific Paradise, and we use antique words in (hopefully) wild and wonderful ways. Stop by Quilly's place to check out all of the creative geniuses.

This week's words:
  • antediluvian adj 1: of or relating to the period before the flood described in the Bible; 2a: made, evolved, or developed a long time ago b: extremely primitive or outmoded
  • prolix adj 1: unduly prolonged or drawn out : too long; 2: marked by or using an excess of words; synonyms see WORDY
  • ineluctable adj : not to be avoided, changed, or resisted : INEVITABLE

The Misadventures of Malcontent Myrtle Macintosh

Myrtle stalked into her bedroom divesting herself of jewelry and garments and throwing them onto the bed with a fury. How dare that man speak to her in such a condescending manner! As if, she didn’t have a right to let her hair down on occasion. It wasn’t like she did frequently. The last time must have been in an antediluvian age. Then to wake with him looking down on her, demanding an account like that.

She supposed that it was ineluctable with the way he had been following her around all night, like he was her keeper or something. Then, her eyes narrowed and began to smolder as a mischievous smile crept over her face. She would show him. Something that would shock him into silence rather than having to endure one of his prolix lectures. Perhaps, she could get some fun out of this, after all.

(Previous Episode)

The Week Twelve words will be: paladin, intransigent, & invidious

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009 - 10 comments

Three Word Thursday

This is hosted @ Quilly's Pacific Paradise, and we use antique words in (hopefully) wild and wonderful ways. Stop by Quilly's place to check out all of the creative geniuses.

This week's words:
  • sublunary adj 1. Situated beneath the moon; 2. Of this world; earthly.
  • comity noun 1 a: friendly social atmosphere : social harmony
  • specious adj 1. apparently good or right though lacking real merit; superficially pleasing or plausible: specious arguments; 2. pleasing to the eye but deceptive.
The Misadventures of Malcontent Myrtle Macintosh
Roger stood watch by Myrtle as she slept (though “sat” might be the more appropriate term). He had found on overstuffed velvet chair that he placed near her sleeping form. When he heard the birds begin to sing, he looked around for some coffee finding nothing but some canned chicken broth.

This will do in a pinch, he thought. And she will certainly need something when she awakes.

Finally, he thought that he heard her stir. He held out the mug of broth to her and said, “You sure did put on a show.”

He had tried to sound stern, but Roger regarded Myrtle with an indulgent eye. Even hung over, she could never be regarded as a sublunary creature. Though the deserted bar was terribly tenebrous, she positively glowed.

He remembered fondly the comity of last night. Myrtle had put on a show, but it was only because she allowed her true loving nature to escape the embittered shell that she used in every day life to protect herself. For one night, she had turned into a social butterfly talking to all she saw and dancing with everyone. Unfortunately, the people who thought they knew her would think her especially specious, but Roger knew differently.

If only he could figure out a way to get the world to see Myrtle as he did.

(Previous Episode)

And for next week's words ... antediluvian; prolix; & ineluctable

(The picture is of Cary Grant, but I'll be honest. I have no idea what it's from. I found it HERE.)

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Thursday, April 09, 2009 - 7 comments

Three Word Thursday

This is hosted Quilly's Pacific Paradise, and we use antique words in (hopefully) wild and wonderful ways. Stop by Quilly's place to check out all of the creative geniuses.

This week's words:
  • jussulent – adj – full of broth or soup
  • tenebrous – adj – dark and gloomy
  • ebullient – adj – overflowing with fervor, enthusiasm, or excitement; high-spirited: The award winner was in an ebullient mood at the dinner in her honor.

The Misadventures of Malcontent Myrtle Macintosh

Myrtle woke up in the morning not quite sure where she was. As soon as she started to move, she felt an intense throbbing in her head. She could feel her pulse in the bridge of her nose. Collapsing back onto the couch as she rubbed her temples, she tried to remember what happened last night.

She began to look around the tenebrous room. She felt the dark a blessing, as any light would be excruciating in her current condition. As she saw the bar and the darkened chandeliers, she cringed with the memory of her ebullient antics. At least she hadn’t danced on the bar or swung from the chandelier, Myrtle thought with a sigh of relief.

She was startled when suddenly a jussulent mug was thrust in her face. The scent of the chicken broth was soothing, but the deep voice was ominous.

“You sure did put on a show.”

(Episode 1)

And for next week's words ... sublunary; comity; & specious.

(ETA: I should probably credit the photo, eh? It is Grace Kelly in High Society. Her character happens to be quite smashed in this scene.)

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009 - 11 comments

Three Word Thursday

This is hosted Quilly's Pacific Paradise, and we use antique words in (hopefully) wild and wonderful ways. Stop by Quilly's place to check out all of the creative geniuses.

This week's words:
  • bacchante 1. A priestess or female follower of Bacchus
  • queachy 1. Yielding or trembling under the feet, as moist or boggy ground; shaking; moving. 2. Like a queach; thick; bushy. [a "queach" is: A thick, bushy plot; a thicket.]
  • jibber 1. To move all around in a chaotic fashion 2. someone/something who moves all around in a chaotic fashion.

And a one ... and a two ....

Down for the Count
The bawdy bacchante blew out of the bar as if she treaded upon a queachy quagmire. She jibbered here and there jangling with all her jewels, pitching to and fro as if on a ship during a high gale. Soon she was snoring on a sofa, but tomorrow, she would discover the wages of sin.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009 - 9 comments

Quilly's Quivel

Last week I learned so many things, and one of them was what a "quivel" is. There seems to be some debate about this, but from a strictly etymological perspective it is a combination of "Quilly's "Three Word Thursday" words and the word "drivel." Quilly + Drivel = Quivel. It is no reflection on Quilly herself, naturally, because she comes up with some amazing words, the tools, so to speak, of the artist. It is the artist, in this case me, that produces the drivel, and we magically have quivel.

Now, the inventor of quivel, our dear Dr. John, has added the additional label of "poetry" to the exercise. What I submit to you is a poetic abstraction, my own unique interpretation of quivel, if you will.

This week's words:

  • sternutation: (noun) the act, fact, or noise of sneezing (a sneeze)
  • zoilist: (noun) A rude, nasty, or dishonest critic that enjoys finding faults in others.
  • anopisthograph: (noun) a manuscript, parchment, or book having writing on only one side of the leaves.

Rain in the Desert
The Fort Stockton Public Library had never been the center of social activity in town. Actually, it was usually as empty as a church on a weekday, except that the library was empty every day. It seemed like people were getting all their information off the internet these days.

All of that changed after they were featured in the local paper by that zoilist. His commentary was blistering, but they say that there's no such thing as bad publicity. Maybe it was because he had unreasonably insulted so many people over the years, but after the article came out, the library seemed to be overrun by people. Molly could hardly believe it.

Of course, there were things that were available in a library that couldn't be obtained on-line, at least not yet. There were irreplaceable old documents that couldn't stand the abuse of being electronically scanned. Besides, the image results were often less than desirable.

It just so happened that the Fort Stockton library had a few of these old documents that had been willed to them by some wealthy patrons. Mr. Rivers had said that they weren't up to his high standards, but Molly knew libraries that would sell their eyeteeth for them.

That must have been what brought in their strange visitor. Fort Stockton isn't a very big town, about 7,000 people (though that could be considered quite big compared with many towns in West Texas). However, it was easy to identify strangers. It was about three weeks after the article was published that he came in asking to see the manuscripts.

She set him up at a large table in the back. He had been coming every day for a week. He even asked if she would come in on a Sunday. It was unusual, but she didn't mind seeing how he was so keen.

There was a sudden loud noise from the back that disturbed her reverie.

After hearing the sternutation, she said, "Bless You." Then after a pause, "You know they always come in threes." Before the words were out of her mouth, she heard the other two, along with a mumbled word of thanks.

Then, the librarian had a horrible thought. I hope that isn't the stranger that's working with the priceless anopisthograph. She shuddered at the thought of the spray from his sneezes covering the page. Perhaps, he covered his face, she thought. But then, the idea of his soiled hands manipulating the pages...

One would think with handling so many volumes, she wouldn't be so sensitive about contaminants that may come in contact with her books. However, she usually didn't have to witness it.

Oh well, she thought. I'm sure that they've had much worse on them than that. Just then, another bunch of children came in with their mother. Mr. Rivers might have been hateful in his commentary, but in the desert, rain is a welcome sight. She smiled and thought, Life is good.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009 - , 12 comments

PoW - 7

It's that wonderful time of the month again when we get to post our Portrait of Words stories, a writing challenge where we develop a story based on a set of pictures chosen by our humble host Jeff B at Portrait of Words. If you'd like to see the inspirational pics, please CLICK HERE. Some of them will be included with the story.


Bangles, Baubles, and Screws
Maurice was in the middle of his act when I saw him performing for a crowd of people on the sidewalk. Though, truth be told it was a wonder that I recognized him at all with his stripey shirt, all those necklaces, and the fedora hat, the de rigueur uniform of street performers. The last time I saw him, he looked quite respectable in suit and tie, however that was some years ago.

It looked like he was working up to a big finish with an impressive juggling maneuver as I joined the crowd of about 30 that surrounded him. He ended to enthusiastic applause, and to my surprise, the hat he passed around came back to him overflowing with money!

As the crowd dispersed I said to him, “Oh my gosh, Maurice! I had no idea. When did you start doing this?”

He looked a bit startled as the sound of his name but rallied quickly. “Cherie! Cherie! I didn’t know that you were in the City. Not too bad for 20 minutes work.” He stood up and gave me a quick hug. “When did you get in?”

“Oh, I came in a couple of days ago to do some shopping, I’ll be headed back to the country soon.” Now, that I had a chance to look at him more closely, I didn’t think that he looked well. He was too thin and sickly pale. His clothes and jewelry served to give him a youthful appearance, but I knew he was over 40. Besides, I could see the lines of strain and worry around his eyes. It made me want to take him back to the farm to fatten him up and send him to bed. But for all that, he looked happy. I repeated my question, “When did you start doing this?”

He finished putting his props into his case, stood up, and took me by the arm. We began to walk down the street before he answered. “It was about six months ago. I needed some extra money, and I’d always watched the street performers. I knew that I could do a better job than they did.”

The look I gave him must have communicated disbelief because he went on. “Oh, I know that sounds arrogant, but I’ve got to be pretty good ‘cause I wound up making so much money that I quit my job at the office. And it gets better; I’ve saved enough money that I'm finally getting my teeth fixed.” He flashed me his snagle-toothed smile, “which is why I started this in the first place. Hey, why don’t I take to my apartment, and I’ll make you some lunch.”

While walking to his place, we passed a florist shop. In one quick movement, he snagged a carnation and presented it to me.

“What’s this for?” I said.

“I’m trying to charm and manipulate you,” he said as he looked down at the sidewalk.

“Why would you need to do that?

“You see, my dentist appointment is today, and I don’t have anyone to come with me.”

I looked at him with some confusion. A man who leaves a good office job to make his living on the streets of New York is afraid to go to the dentist’s office by himself? But I could see the tension in his face. This was no joke. “If you want me to, of course, I’ll go with you.”

He said, “Thanks!” as he squeezed my arm.

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By far, it was the oddest dentist’s office I had ever been in, and I certainly didn’t expect the dentist to be French. I have no wish to promote stereotypes, but I’ve never exactly associated the French with good teeth. However, I must admit that this guy had a mouth full of perfect ones.

Quite apart from being ready to see us at the scheduled appointment time, he burst into the waiting room, giving me a fright. He came to escort Maurice back to the exam room personally. With a thick French accent he said, “Monsieur Jackson we have a busy day, non? We must get started right away.”

I started to get up to go with him. “Oh mademoiselle, I’m afraid zat you can’t accompany monsieur back to zee exam room.”

“Why not?” I replied trying not to sound too annoyed. Why had I spent all this time to come down here for moral support if I couldn’t even go into the room with him?

“Zee noise and zee procedures, they can be difficult to watch if you’re not used to it, you understand. Monsieur will be sedated, you see. He will not see or hear a thing, but you …” He left the rest unsaid as he tilted his head and raised his eyebrows. I decided that this might not be the best time to be obstinate, but I gave it one last shot.

“Perhaps, I could walk back there with you and wait until you’re ready to begin.”

“But we are ready to start now.” I had to give the dentist some credit. He must have noticed the look of dread on Maurice’s face because as he went on he was much more conciliatory. “But if it will make you feel better to see him safely to his seat, I suppose it would be alright.” He held up his finger, “but you must promise to leave immediately.” Then he almost whispered conspiratorially, “It’s a matter of insurance, you understand,” and gave me a wink.

“Okay,” I promised as I winked back.

We all walked back to the exam room. The nerves had really set in on Maurice. It looked like he was walking to his execution.

I patted his hand as we entered the room. Inside was a very competent looking woman. Was she the anesthesiologist? “Don’t worry,” I said. “You’ll be juggling in no time.” He gave me a weak smile.

Absolutement!” said the dentist with his happy voice.

We got Maurice all settled in his chair, and I asked, “When should I be back, Doctor?”

“In about four hours, he should be ready."

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I could hardly believe my eyes when I returned. The transformation was incredible. I hadn’t realized that this was a cosmetic dentist, doing years worth of work in a few hours. Between veneers and tooth whitening, my Maurice was a new man. Yes, he was a new man who was stoned, I chuckled to myself. But it was no wonder that they had to sedate him. And I was so glad that I was there to pick him up. There was no way that he could have made it home in that condition.

As we went along, however, I wasn’t sure that he wasn’t putting on the staggering a bit. The performer was coming out. I guess that was why I didn’t feel guilty about giggling at him, still in his stripey shirt and fedora hat. And then there were all the necklaces jangling around his neck.

We were a couple of blocks from his building when he started digging around in his pocket. “You want to see something?”

“Sure.”

He pulled out a piece of long rusted metal about three inches long. “It’s my lucky screw.”

I coughed as I suppressed an urge to say something vulgar. He was deadly serious. “Ummm … isn’t that kinda risky to carry around in your pocket? Wouldn’t it make holes in them? Not to mention your pants? Ummm … how does one get a ‘lucky screw’?”

“Well, I was walking by this construction site one day, and I nearly tripped over it. Speaking of holes, it damn near put one in the bottom of my foot. While I was bent down to look at it, something came flying out of the construction area and landed in the street. If I hadn’t been bent over, it would have hit me in the head. Stupid little thing might have saved my life.”

“Speaking of screws, you don’t mind if I think that you might have one loose do you?” I tempered my comment with an encouraging smile.

“No, I don’t mind. Everyone thinks that about me these days.”

A wave of compassion flooded over me. We had reached the door to the apartment building. “Why don’t I put you to bed, then I’ll get your prescription filled. Where’s there a drug store around here?”

He pointed up the street. “There’s one on the corner there.”

I noted its location and hustled him inside.

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A couple of hours later, I was sitting in a chair next to his bed. He almost looked normal snuggled in his bed with his pj’s on though he still looked terribly pale and much too thin. He noticed me studying him, and I quickly moved to cover.

“You want to see a picture of my baby, Ginger?” I asked.

“Baby! Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this?”

“Why was today the first time I knew about your ‘change in circumstance’?”

He shrugged and smiled, “Touché. So, where’s this picture of your baby?” I handed it to him. He smiled and said, “She’s a bit hairy; isn’t she?”

“Not for a llama!” I laughed at him.

“When did you get her?”
“We started raising them last year for the wool, and besides they’re so darn cute don’t you think?”

“But of course,” he said with a wicked, but newly perfected smile.

“You’ll have to come up to see them. Please, say you will.”

“I don’t know. I’ve become a city creature. I think a breath of fresh air might kill me.”

“You could be right about that.”
It was soon time for me to leave, and Maurice insisted on getting dressed and walking me to the subway. His brought his case of toys with him, so I was not surprised to hear him gather a crowded around him for his second performance of the day, as I walked down the stairs.


Photo Credits: Photo Credits: Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike License (From Flickr.com/creative commons, unless otherwise noted) Main Character- nico; Wild Card #1- kcolwell.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009 - 7 comments

Quilly's Quivel

I'm not exactly sure what a quivel is, but once again, Dr. John is at the bottom of it. He "encouraged" me to participate in Quilly's Three Word Thursday. (See comments of my previous post for details.)

The premise is to use three almost obsolete words supplied by Quilly. This week the words are:

hitonious: very bad, beyond horrid
teterrimous: most foul.
mellifluous: 1 : having a smooth rich flow 2 : filled with something (as honey) that sweetens

I think that a quivel is supposed to have some vague resemblance to poetry. The following poetry's resemblance is so vague that it might be mistaken for prose. ;) But I must say that the process was fun, and I am impressed with the creativity of the participants. And without further adieu ...

The Gingerbread Girl

Gingerbread was Nelly's favorite food in the world, and she was so happy. She had turned 11, and this was the day that her mother was going to let her make the family recipe all by herself. Naturally, Mom foisted her little brother Melvin on her. He was seven and the bane of Nelly's existence, but she would not allow him to ruin her day.

All was going well. Melvin was reading the recipe, and Nelly was putting it together. A smile of joy spread across her face as she added each little bit. The smell of the ginger was like rapture. She took a deep breath through her nose and felt the little zings as she inhaled a little of the powder. The mellifluous molasses was so rich, so wonderful glowing a dark amber as it poured into the bowl and caught by the light. Then, as the gingerbread baked, the most captivating aroma filled the house.

Nelly could hardly wait for it to cool. She was desperate for a bite. When she did, she was punished with a taste most teterrimous. What could have possibly gone wrong? She looked at the recipe, and then pierced laser beams into her brother with her eyes. He told her baking soda instead of power and tablespoons instead of teaspoons. She might have considered this an honest mistake except for the interminably smug look on his face. "You must be the most hitonious little brother who every lived." Then she yelled, "MOM!"

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 - 5 comments

What Is Love?

** WARNING ** WARNING ** Poetry ahead. I will be the first person to admit that poetry is not my strong suit. But with all of the poetry at Dr. John's place as of late, I was inspired to try some of my own. (In other words, I can't be held responsible for my actions. I was in a creative haze ... such as it was. LOL)


What is love?
Is it a verb or a noun?
If it’s a verb, what shall we do?
It becomes more than what we have found.

Love as a verb builds up,
And when we do it together,
It is something that lasts
Forever and ever.

Love as a noun
Is a very different thing.
That is something
Worth remembering.

It is a feeling
Or state of being.
It can come on
As a maddening fever.
But oh the rush,
I wish it could go on forever.

What happens when it goes away?
Over this, do we have any say?

Perhaps, the verb
Has something to say about this.
If they work in concert,
It could be absolute bliss.
It’s not an “either or” situation.
That is the source of the frustration.
When I love you, it is a feeling
That becomes action.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Monday, November 17, 2008 - , 13 comments

PoW - 3


It's that wonderful time of the month again when we get to post our Portrait of Words stories, a writing challenge where we develop a story based on a set of pictures chosen by our humble host Jeff B at A Word in Edgewise.

This month, I'm going to be bold and post the story without the pictures though I have enjoyed having my stories "illustrated" so to speak. But if you'd like to see the inspirational, please CLICK HERE.


“The Rendezvous”
Marjorie drove to the park in the vintage Mercedes convertible with a thermos full of piping hot coffee. The sun was headed down as she arrived. She turned off the car and gathered her things. She would have to hurry if she was going to make it on time.
She noticed the hushed tones as she walked around the park. Though everything was still very green, the evenings were beginning to get a little chilly. The park was supposed to close in about an hour, and the few people she saw were heading out not in. Yet, Marjorie continued to drink in the serene atmosphere. Every once in a while, the silence was broken by the sound of ducks squabbling on one of the ponds in the late afternoon sun.
Everywhere she looked, there were different shades of green. The giant ancient Live Oak trees with their small dark green leaves were decorated with the silvery tones of the Spanish Moss that hung from the branches. The Pampas Grass, with the long bent over spiky green fronds and showy beige balls of fluff, was strategically placed to shelter intimate seating areas by the ponds.
There was no detectable breeze and the black water was as smooth as glass. Marjorie knew that she shouldn’t dawdle. She had a date to keep, and it was nearly sunset.
She spied the bench she wanted. It overlooked a pond with an unobstructed view of the soon to be setting sun. She wanted everything to be ready. It had been just over a year since she had been here with her love, Kevin.
The car was his. He had bought it soon after college over 20 years ago. He doted on it, and it was still in perfect condition. He loved to drive it fast with the top down. Marjorie had more than one hairdo ruined that way. She smiled at the thought now, but she didn’t remember it being quite so funny at the time, except to Kevin of course.
It took several years before he would let her drive his prized possession. It wasn’t until he wrecked her car that she was able to bully him into it, as if they didn’t both know that she was always the better driver.
Marjorie sat down on the bench, opened the thermos, and was rewarded as she breathed in the aromatic scent of the coffee with cream. From the time she was a little girl, she loved that smell. Now, she poured two cups and carefully set them down on the bench.
She looked up to see the brilliant sunset. It was especially amazing this night. A cold front was forecast for later in the evening, but the outriders had begun to arrive. There were massive clouds in-between the expanses of blue. The light was only able to penetrate the very edges of the sculpted clouds. This had the effect of making them look as if they were on fire, while the centers remained dark and cold. She was beginning to feel a bit cold herself, so she picked up her coffee and took a sip.
Every second, the sky would change with the colors becoming richer and deeper as the sun moved further beyond the horizon. Occasionally, Marjorie would glance at the empty space beside her with certain knowledge that her love would not be there.
They shared their last sunset together here just over a year ago. Two weeks later, Kevin was hit by a car while crossing the street. He did not survive.
The last bits of light began to drift imperceptibly away, and she raised her cup in toast as the tears ran down her face. With a catch in her voice, she said, “No human on earth will love me the way that you do. I still miss you so much.” She drank down the rest of her coffee. She wiped her eyes and collected her things. She wasn’t quite sure why, but she felt better. As she headed back to the car, she thought that she might drive home with the car top down.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Monday, October 13, 2008 - , 12 comments

PoW -2

It's that time again, time for Portrait of Words where folks write stories based on a series of photos provided by our patron, Jeff.

If you'd like to see this month's pictures, click on the icon to the left. Even better yet, if you'd like to participate, you'll see all the details about that too. The more the merrier. However, I couldn't come up with a decent title. You'll have to forgive me. ;)

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Emily found herself making the long trek from her gate at the airport to baggage claim. She was walking with the man who sat next to her on the plane. He would insist on talking to her. Though she had a decent figure, she normally dressed in oversized clothes making an effort not to look her best to avoid this kind of thing. Usually that and the fake wedding ring was enough to keep most men from trying to engage with her though the occasional gay guy would think he was doing his “good deed” for the day by offering her fashion tips.

Today, she forgot to wear the ring. She hoped like hell that she had put it in her luggage. She hated the idea of having to buy another one. But Roger was nice enough in his way, and she could not bring herself to be rude to him. Emily was a very private person, and so anytime anyone asked her a personal question, it felt like an interrogation. She always had to keep reminding herself that they were just being friendly.

And Roger was so nice, despite her cool one word responses to his questions. He kept droning on and on, but somehow she was sort of impressed with his tenacity. However, she unkindly considered that perhaps he was one of those empty-headed fools who are oblivious to everything around them and liked to hear themselves talk.

Here they were, finally, at the claim area waiting for the bags to start down the ramp, and he was still talking. What was he on about now? Ah yes, the infinite conundrum, why after walking fifteen miles from the gate, does it take the bags another ten minutes to make it there?

She looked down at her watch, 3:30. Damn, she thought. I’m going to be late. It was the one thing she hated almost more than anything. Though she usually made it just under the wire, she was forever rushing here and there, always pushing everything right to the limit. The airport gods had their own sense of time, and Emily knew it was no good to try to rush them. They would only make you pay with additional delays, so she resigned herself to patience. Getting upset would accomplish nothing. She realized that Roger had stopped talking. He must have asked a question requiring an answer. For the most part, he had given up on those. She tried very hard to remember what he said, something about sharing a taxi.

“Oh, that’s so sweet of you to offer, but I couldn’t possibly put you out like that,” she said with a smile. After all, he had put out an extraordinary amount of effort for a guy who only wanted to get laid, and she hadn’t offered any encouragement … other than not telling him to get lost, which is hardly practical on an airplane.

“May I call you?” He asked.

Emily brought forth her most sympathetic smile, “Oh my dear, it really isn’t a good time for me. I wish it was otherwise, but I’m sorry.” Out of the corner of her eye, she saw her bag coming down the chute. She got that look of relief on her face that all passengers get when they realize that their bag actually got on the same flight they did, and their trip has not been ruined. Roger’s face conceded defeat.

After she retrieved her bag, she went back to Roger on automatic pilot. “Thank you for keeping me company. I really appreciate it,” she said. As she walked away she thought, Why did I do that? I didn’t appreciate it, and all it will do is encourage him to do it to the next poor sap who is trapped next to him on a plane. Who knows, she rationalized, maybe the next person will like that sort of thing. Really, she felt guilty that she couldn’t talk with him like a normal person. He had been so nice, and now that the torture was over and she could escape, she wanted to be at least a little nice too.

She walked outside with her bags in tow seeing the line of vans for rental car agencies, hotels, and the like, not to mention the taxis. Noticing the yellow Hertz mini-bus, she headed that way then climbed aboard stowing her things with everyone else’s bags. As she glanced around, she thought about how each of the half dozen people there were in their own plastic bubbles, not interacting, but completely self-contained, each looking at the world around them like they were the only one in it. She was fully aware that she did exactly the same thing, studying these people like they were lab rats in a giant science experiment, but she was relieved that she wouldn’t be expected to talk to any of them. She didn’t even have to talk to the driver. This was a one-stop bus route. She let out a happy sigh as she settled in to wait with the book that she brought for the trip, still mostly unread thanks to Roger.

A half and hour later, Emily’s plastic bubble had been replaced the steel frame of her rental car. She splurged on a full sized vehicle even though she really didn’t need it, but she hated the feeling of being squished like a sardine into one of those compact cars. She buzzed through the traffic with a surge of invincibility while not going over the speed limit … too much. She felt a sense of relief when she made it to her hotel room. It was one of those moderately priced numbers, but they still seemed to have the most comfortable beds with the softest pillows. Competition must be getting fierce, she thought, if these chains had to make such an effort to get business folk to rest their weary heads at their inns. Emily was glad to reap the windfall.

Once she got to her room, before she could even think about doing anything else, she had to search her luggage. She must find the ring. She couldn’t imagine putting it in there to tempt someone, not that it was really worth much. It was just gold plated with some cubic zirconium, but it was pretty nice she thought. The stones were large enough to look somewhat affluent, but not so big that they looked fake … even though they were. Twenty minutes later, she was still digging through everything.

“Where are you? Where are you. Where are you!” She said aloud. She loved talking to inanimate objects. She felt that they were the only things that actually did what she told them. “Could I have forgotten it when I went through security?” But no, it was when she was checking in that she realized that she didn’t have it on. “I’ll bet it’s sitting on my dresser at home,” she sighed. Just then, she saw something glint from the corner of her suitcase. “Oh, there you are! Thank goodness!” She immediately slipped the hundred-dollar trinket onto her finger. Anyone watching her might have thought she found her real wedding ring.

Emily looked around the room that was now strewn with her possessions. “Of course,” she said, disgusted. “I can’t do anything about this now. I’m late.” Indeed she was. She had wasted two hours between rental cars and hotel check ins, and then there was the scavenger hunt for the ring. It was after five-thirty, and she had to be at the bar by six. Well, it wasn’t exactly a bar though they did serve beverages of an alcoholic nature. It was a good old-fashioned pool hall. She took a couple of minutes to freshen up a little bit, far less time than she wanted, picked up the little case that held her pool cue, and headed out the door.

As she headed into town to the little dive, she smiled to herself in the mirror. “What a lot of fuss for a little amateur pool tournament.” It was more than that really. Most of her family lived here, and she thought it would be a good excuse to come to the city. She hadn’t even considered that she was only going to be in town for a couple of days, and she wouldn’t see most of them. It might even be a minor miracle if she saw any of them, any of them except her cousin Frank. He was supposed to meet her at the bar.

The time was 5:56 when Emily walked through the door of the smoky place. More and more places were smoke free these days, and she wasn’t sure how she felt about that. She actually didn’t even smoke or really drink for that matter, but there was something about being in a smoky bar infused with the scent of beer and alcohol that made her feel at home. A character flaw, no doubt, she thought. She sat down at the bar and took a look at the plastic encased menu, good “greasy-spoon” fare that’s for sure. Everything was deep fat fried. Are they trying to kill everyone? She thought wryly. Between the smoke, the alcohol, and the fried food if one thing doesn’t get you, it’ll be one of the others, forgetting that just a moment before she had been struck by a feeling of nostalgia for the old place.

A rotund bartender about 60 came up to her and asked, “You here for the contest, lady?” And handed her a form to fill out. “You want anything?”

“Yeah, can I get a club soda? And do you have anything that’s not fried?”

The man laughed, “You ain’t from around here, are ya’? How about a nice burger and fries?”

She smiled at him, “That’ll be fine.” As he walked away, she started to study the form. Man, you can’t even have a bar tournament without having to fill out a form of legalese about where to send the body if someone kills you with their pool cue. Just then, a man sat on the stool next to her. She shoved the form in front of him. “Will you look at this? What is this world coming to when a place like Charlie’s has to have people fill out crap like this?”

The man was her cousin Frank. They were almost exactly the same age and had been close since they were little. Though he was a little taller than she, with their Nordic features, blond hair, and blue eyes, they looked a lot alike and frequently were mistaken for brother and sister. They usually didn’t bother to correct people. He grinned at her and said, “They’ve got to have something to justify the $50 entry fee.”

“Good lord,” she said, smiling and rolling her eyes.

The bartender arrived with her club soda and said, “You gonna fill that out, Missy? They’re waitin’ on you over there.” With his head, he gestured to the pool table about twenty feet away surrounded by eight men. One of them was explaining the rules. He was obviously the organizer. Emily picked up her drink and headed to the table. Frank followed her after ordering a beer.

She didn’t really listen, sounded like standard fare. People always seemed surprised by the fact that she played pool. She guessed that she didn’t look like the type that would hang around bars, too “goody-two shoes.” She had started playing in junior high at some after-school place, but unlike a lot of the girls, who just didn’t care, she found that she was pretty good. Just like when anyone finds that they’re good at something, especially if their parents didn’t push them into it, she really got to like it. Her girlfriends just thought she was weird. She tried to tell them that they could be good too if they would only practice a little bit, but they weren’t interested. They actually seemed to take pleasure in looking incompetent with all the guys laughing at them. She thought they were crazy, but they obviously knew something that she didn’t. They were all married with families while she was sitting in bars wearing baggy clothes and a fake wedding ring. There’s something wrong with this picture, she thought.

Emily quickly won her first two games. That usually shut up the guys with their wise-ass remarks. During a break in the rotation, she finally got to eat her food with Frank.

“Cold hamburger with cold fries, my favorite,” she remarked.

“You were the idiot who ordered as the tournament got started,” Frank chuckled at her.

“Yeah, I know, but I was starved. You know what they feed you on airplanes these days if they feed you at all?”

“And this is so much better, right?” They laughed at this together. Just then, the organizer came over to the table with his hand extended. He was a tall man in Emily’s estimation, over six feet with short dark brown hair. He looked to be in decent shape, but not like he worked at it too hard, like some guys can.

“Hi! Emily, isn’t it? My name is Ben. Do you mind if I join you?” He said as he shook their hands in turn and proceeded to sit down without waiting for an answer. “You’re pretty good with a stick,” he said to her, then turned to Frank. “Do you play?”

“Ah, no, I’m just her groupie,” Frank said smiling.

“I see,” Ben said. “I hope I’m not intruding,” sounding like he couldn’t have cared less whether he was or not.

“Not at all,” Frank said. “I was just going to the bar for another beer. Can I get you anything?” He offered as Emily glared at him.

“No, thanks,” Ben said, and Frank walked off leaving Ben and Emily alone at the table. “How is it that you play pool when your husband doesn’t?”

“Oh, Frank’s not my husband. He’s my cousin,” she said with a laugh. “He lives around here, and he comes and watches me play whenever I come to town.”

“But you are married, then,” he said while glancing at the ring.

Emily looked down at the table a little embarrassed. “Well, not exactly.”

“What does that mean? Engaged? Separated?” Ben pursued.

Frank looked over at them from the bar and saw the defiant look come over Emily’s face, then shook his head in resignation.

Emily looked Ben straight in the eye and said, “What it means is that I’m a woman that wants to go wherever she wants and do whatever she wants without having to worry about what people are going to think because she’s doing it by herself. She doesn’t have to concern herself about a bunch of guys trying to hit on her because she is so desperate that she has to go out by herself. I’m not desperate. I’m just not going to sit around waiting until I can be ‘properly escorted’ like some helpless female.”

“So, you’re single then,” Ben said smiling with a sparkle in his eye.

Returning his gaze with a sly smile, she replied with a single word, “Yes.”

At that moment, they heard Emily’s name being announced overhead.

“You better go then,” Ben said. “Good luck.”

“Thanks,” she said and walked over to her next game.

Between shots, she glanced back at the table. Frank had returned. He and Ben were talking and even started laughing from time to time. She found it harder and harder to focus on what she was doing.

“Damn,” she muttered under her breath, as she missed what should have been an automatic shot. How could you have missed that? You have to concentrate, she thought. Her head snapped up as she heard a peel of laughter from Frank and Ben. What could they be laughing about?
In ten minutes, Emily was walking back to the table.

“How’d it go?” Frank asked.

“I’m out, thanks to you two,” she said in a huff.

Frank got an incredulous look on his face as he said, “Out? How can you be out so early? And how could it be our fault?”

“With you two laughing and carrying on over here, I couldn’t keep my concentration.”

“What do you think this is a golf tournament? It’s a bar for crying out loud. People are going to make noise,” Frank said, pulling her chain a little bit. “Just for that, I’m going to the john,” then he got up and walked towards the back of the room.

Ben had been silently watching the exchange with interest. Now, he said, “I’m sorry if we disturbed you.”

Emily sat down at the table and said, “What I want to know is what was so damned funny,” still angry but starting to calm down.

“You know,” he said shaking his head slightly with a sheepish smile, “I really couldn’t tell you. We were talking about places we knew around the city. Your cousin’s a funny guy.”

“Oh yeah, he’s a riot,” she said while rolling her eyes. Then she smiled and said, “No, really, he is. I should have known. I don’t know what got into me.”

“Now, that you’re done playing, can I get you something stronger than a club soda?”

“Sure, how about a Dr. Pepper,” she replied with another of her sly smiles.

“You sure? That stuff’ll kill you,” Ben joked. Emily watched as he went over behind the bar, fixed the drink himself, and got another beer.

The two of them had been talking about an hour before Emily realized that Frank had never come back. In a sudden panic she asked, interrupting Ben mid-sentence, “Have you seen Frank? Where did he go?”

“Didn’t you see him when he waved as he walked out the door?”

“No, when did he do that?”

“About forty-five minutes ago,” he replied with a smile. A few minutes later, a man came up to Ben and whispered in his ear then walked away. “It’s time to announce the winner and hand out the prize. Will you excuse me?”

“Sure,” she said. Then, she watched the proceedings. Some young kid won, and Ben handed him a giant trophy. I couldn’t have gotten that through security anyway, she mused.

Emily stood up as Ben returned to the table. “I better be going,” she said.

“Okay, but can I walk you to your car?”

“No, that’s alright. I’ll be fine, but thank you,” she said.

“It was great meeting you,” he said holding out his hand to shake hers.

“You too,” she said as she took his hand. They held it a moment longer than necessary.

She turned to leave, and Ben said, “Bye.” She turned back to his big smile.

In a low soft voice, she said, “Bye,” and then rushed out of the pool hall to her car.

Emily couldn’t sleep at all that night despite the incredibly soft bed with the wonderfully luxurious sheets. She kept turning the evening over and over again in her mind. It had been a long time since anything like that had happened to her. As she compared it with what she supposed happened with people who had real lives, it probably wasn’t that big a deal. But it was a big deal to her.

She had received a text from Frank that said, “Sorry for bailing, but you seemed to have everything well in hand. ;)” Well, in hand, heh, whatever, she thought. As she saw the sky start to pinken up, telling her that the sunrise would not be far away, she decided to get up.

She straightened up the disaster that was her room after tearing it apart in the frantic search for the ring the previous afternoon. She looked at the clock, 8:30. I suppose I could order breakfast from room service, she thought. She never talked out loud this early in the morning. In a few minutes, she was forced to as she placed her order. She didn’t feel like taking a shower, but realized that she reeked of smoke from being in the pool hall last night. She may have liked the nostalgia that it brought in the bar, but it didn’t mean that she wanted to smell like that.

Oh, it’ll take forty-five minutes for them to get here, at least. I have time, she thought. Just before she was about to get into the shower, the phone rang. I wonder what they messed up, she thought unkindly.

“Hello?” she said.

“Remember me?” Said the male voice on the other end.

“Yes,” Emily answered warily.

“You don’t sound happy to hear from me,” Ben said with disappointment obvious in his voice.

“How did you get this number?”

“Your cousin told me where you were staying. I just thought I’d give you a ring,” Ben said.

Emily looked down at the ring on her hand and couldn’t help but smile.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Monday, September 15, 2008 - , 12 comments

Portrait of Words-1

This is a great fiction writing challenge organized by Jeff B where a story is created based on a set of photos. To see the guidelines, CLICK HERE.

And now, on with the show ...

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Secrets in the Walls

The alarm went off, and Jonathan groaned feeling too tired to move a muscle.

Sarah, so attached to the bed, she could have grown roots said, “Turn it off. Will you? It can’t be time yet. Can it?”

He reached out with his left arm blindly hitting the nightstand in an attempt to stop the incessant buzzing.

They’d had a late night, not getting home until well after two in the morning. Then there was always the time needed to unwind after opening night. You see Jonathan and Sarah were musicians at the Rochester Philharmonic in Upstate New York. He played the cello and she, the flute. They lived in an old rundown house about 30 minutes out of the city. They had bought it a couple of years earlier with the idea to fix it up.

Jonathan and Sarah could hardly believe the low price of the palatial place, until they walked through it. It had been sitting vacant for many years, and the damage was extensive. Hunks of plaster littered the floors from the walls and the ceilings. That revealed the water damage from the leaking roof, among other things. However, there was one thing that made the place irresistible to them. There was a huge ballroom, and the acoustics were magnificent. They thought that it would make a wonderful rehearsal hall.

In the two years that they worked on it, the married couple managed to make several rooms habitable including their bedroom, a guestroom that they used as a living room, a very modest bathroom, and a small part of the kitchen. Unfortunately, they could only work on it during off-season.

It was ten o’clock in the morning. That might not seem terribly early, but when you work the equivalent of the night shift, it was like getting up at five in the morning for folks who work nine to five.

Jonathan tried to move, but every muscle in his body ached. Then there was his head. He didn’t think that he drank that much champagne, but if it made him feel like this, he might have to give it up altogether.

You can’t lay here all day, he thought. He forced himself to turn over and get himself vertical. In fifteen minutes, the coffee pot was emitting a wonderful aroma that got the wheels in his brain turning. He looked out of the windows and saw it was going to be a beautiful day.

He walked back into the bedroom and set his cup on the nightstand next to his still sleeping spouse. She looked so adorable curled up there in a ball.

He leaned over and whispered in her ear, “Time to get up Honey Girl.”

She murmured a little and said, “It’s too early. I just want to sleep.”

Jonathan’s response was to kiss her on the ear, then to place one hand on either side of her near her shoulders and to shake the bed. Then making his voice a deep as he could he said, “Time to Get UP!”

Her head popped up, and she said, “I’m up! I’m up!”

“Come on. Let’s get you sitting, two feet on the floor,” he said as he maneuvered her. “It’s a beautiful day. I thought we could take a walk and go see Willie.”

Her face lit up. “Oh yes, let’s go see Willie!” He was the prize stud of the horse farm next door.

Even if it hadn’t been for the rehearsal hall, Sarah might have insisted that they buy the house once she met Willie. That wasn’t his real name, of course, “real” being defined as the name on his paperwork. He had some crazy name like Black Cloud Mister of the Western Slope or some such nonsense. Sarah could never remember.

Jonathan and Sarah had been walking the property lines when they met Willie. He was quite striking. He had the look of a Clydesdale, but he was black and white instead of the more familiar brown. He stuck his head over the fence and let Sarah rub his nose. From that time on, she was in love. She would bring him apples, and he would reach his head over for a scratch. She had been afraid at first, but now they were good friends. She would never ride him, of course. He was too big! Jonathan just laughed at her.

When they returned from their morning walk, he said, “Come into the rehearsal hall. I’ve got something to show you.”

Sarah prepared herself to be “excited.” She felt sure that she already knew what it was.

He had spread it out on top of the piano. She was right. It was another manuscript. The house had once been owned by one of the former conductors of the Philharmonic, Eugène Goossens. It was long before Jonathan and Sarah’s time, but that was the way that they found out about the house in the first place. As they began renovating it, they kept finding hidden compartments and secret rooms all over the place. Often times, they would come across caches of manuscripts by all sorts of composers from Bach to Mozart to Mahler. The couple figured that Goossens had been a little absent-minded professorish the way he had his papers scattered everywhere. Apparently, Jonathan had found some more music.

“No, you don’t understand,” Jonathan said in an excited tone. “It looks like this one was written by Old Man Goossens himself! And it’s good!”

“What?!”

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Just at that moment, the shutter of a high-powered camera was clicking in a stand of trees about fifty feet from the house.

Something sure has those lovebirds excited, Roy thought. A retired cop, he had been hired to conduct surveillance on the house for the past week. He found the whole thing rather boring, but as long as he was being paid in American dollars, he was happy to be bored. Besides, there were compensations. The young couple had left the lights on one evening during one of their “romantic encounters.” Now, Roy made a notation on his log and kept watching.

A couple of hours later Roy got a call from his client. “What’s been going on?” The voice asked in a brusque tone.

“They sure got excited about something in that dancehall they got in front of the house.”

“That’s a ballroom, you idiot. What was it?” Came the terse response.

“Some kinda papers. He had ‘em spread all across the piano.”

“Damn,” the client muttered under his breath. Next, he ordered, “If you see anything else like that, or they leave the house, call me immediately.”

“Yes, Mr. Peterson,” Roy said as he heard the phone click in his ear. A mighty excitable fellow, he thought.

***

“I don’t understand what the big deal is!” Sarah said. They’d been arguing for the last fifteen minutes. She had been patient through all of his craziness of finding hidden rooms and old manuscripts, but this was simply too much.

“He was a two-bit conductor in a mid-sized city. Who should know better than us? It’s not like he was the conductor at the Met in New York City or something,” she continued.

“Bach started at an out of the way church. Besides, he wasn’t a ‘two-bit conductor!’ What difference does it make? It’s good! Just look at it!” Jonathan said. He felt himself getting out of control. Why couldn’t she see?

Sarah was too angry to listen. She wouldn’t be bullied. She stormed off saying something about breakfast. Maybe trying to talk to her while they both had hangovers had been a mistake he thought wryly. He would try again later. What could be more perfect with solos for cello and flute.

While he let Sarah cool off in the kitchen, Jonathan got out his cello and began to play the piece. It wasn’t easy, to be sure, but there was a hypnotic quality about it that immediately captured one’s attention. He had to get Seaman, their conductor, to hear it.

Sarah sat listening to her husband play while she sipped her juice. I guess it’s not terrible, she thought. She found herself being carried away by the music in spite of herself. He continued to practice as she took care of the morning dishes and got herself ready for the day. At about two o’clock, she brought him a sandwich. They had to be at the theater by three for rehearsal.

“I’m sorry, My Love, that I didn’t listen to you before. It is lovely. Do you want to bring it to Seaman today to look at it?” Sarah said.

He took her hand and brought her fingers to his lips. “No, I want us to play it for him together.”

His tenderness brought tears to her eyes. Why did he have to be like this after she had been so horrid this morning?

She grabbed his hand and said, “Come on, we have to get ready to go if we’re going to be there by three,” and she pulled him up to his feet.

***

At 2:30, Roy watched the couple leave in their little black car. True to his orders, he called Mr. Peterson.

“Are you sure they’re gone?” Roy’s employer said.

“Yeah, I’m sure. I watched ‘em drive away.”

“And there’s no one else there?”

“No, they haven’t had any visitors in the last week if you don’t count that horse next door.” Roy was getting a little concerned about where this was going.

“Stay there. I’ll be right over,” Peterson said and ended the conversation with a click.

Roy had no idea where the man was, but it sounded like it must be close if he was going to be ‘right over.’ The minutes began to pile up. Fifteen minutes turned into thirty, then thirty into an hour. It was an hour and a half before he showed up in his Hummer with the requisite smoked windows. Roy shook his head with resignation and contempt. This guy was trying to prove something to someone, but Roy had no idea who.

Peterson got out of the vehicle and walked over to Roy. Peterson was dressed in all black, Roy noted. Not a terrible thing really, but he thought the man had seen too many movies. What did the guy think he was going to do? Besides, at four in the afternoon, it was still broad daylight.

“What’s the status?” Peterson ordered.

“No change. Still nobody there.” Roy was feeling worse and worse about this all the time.

“Look, we have to get into that place.”

“Hey, I know you’re payin’ me, but I didn’t sign up for no ‘breaking and entering’,” Roy said self-righteously.

“I’ll double your fee, but I have to get into that house. One of the old owners, a conductor named Goossens, hid an original work in there, and I must have it for my collection. They must have found it.”

“Shit,” the old cop muttered to himself. “Okay, we’ll take a quick look around.” He knew this couple didn’t have a security system. Besides, they didn’t have anything worth stealing that he knew of. He started towards the house when Peterson caught his arm.

“Where are you going?” Peterson asked.

“To look around the house, like you said.”

“But it’s still light!”

Roy’s patience had run out. “I don’t know about you, but I’ve always found it to be much easier to look for stuff when it’s light,” he said in a slightly sarcastic tone.

The sarcasm went right over Peterson’s head. “But someone might see us,” he said starting to sound a bit panicked.

“Out here? Not likely,” and Roy began to walk towards the house again.

“No, no, stop. We can’t do this now just like that. It’s not right.”

“Mr. Peterson,” Roy began in a very calming reassuring voice. “You hired a professional to give you expert advice, and I’m giving it to you. If you want to go in, you should do it now. The risk goes way up if you wait ‘til after dark.” No amount of money was worth this.

“It’s no good. It has to be after dark.”

“Okay, if that’s the way you want it, but you’re doing this without me.” Roy still had some self-respect left, and he started packing up his camera.

“You won’t even help me get in?”

“I’d lay odds that the door isn’t even locked. You don’t need me for that.”

“I’ll triple your fee,” Peterson pleaded.

“No thanks Mister,” Roy said as he walked to his SUV. He put his camera in the back, got in, and drove off leaving Peterson in the trees with a sense of bewilderment.

I can’t believe that bastard wouldn’t take the money, Peterson thought. What is this world coming to?

He waited in the trees until it got dark, then he crept to the back door of the house. That old bastard was right, he thought as the back door opened silently. He turned on his flashlight thinking that he felt very much like James Bond. Search in the daylight. James Bond would never have done that. What was that bastard thinking?

Peterson looked all over the house. He knew about the secret rooms, but he didn’t start there. If that couple had already found it, it would be in their living quarters. He combed the living room, the kitchen, and the bedroom. Then he remembered something. Roy said that the couple was in the ‘dance hall.’

He chuckled and said, “Idiot.”

He made his way to the ballroom and scanned over it with his flashlight. The gigantic room was at least fifty feet across, but it was pretty barren with only a piano, two hard backed wooden chairs a couple of music stands, a cello, and a flute. Even the walls were empty with all the plaster stripped off to the bare brick. He saw the music on the piano and the music stands, but he went right by it.

“They must have put it back where they found it,” Peterson said aloud. Now, he would have to look in all the secret hiding places, and Lord, there were at least one hundred and one of them!

***

At ten o’clock, Jonathan and Sarah drove up their driveway. They were determined to have an early night tonight. They parked the car in an old barn that served as their garage. As they were walking towards the house, Sarah stopped suddenly.

“Did you hear that?” She said.

“What?” Jonathan said.

“That was Willie. I’m sure of it. There it is again.”

Then Jonathan heard the horse’s whinny too. “Yes, you’re right. I wonder …” He didn’t finish as he saw a flashlight tracing in one of the upstairs windows of the house. He grabbed Sarah’s arm. “Wait,” he said in a whisper. “Someone’s in the house. Go back to the car. I’m going inside.”

Sarah said with a terrified look on her face, “You can’t do that. We have to call the police.”

“The hell I can’t.” All the years of teasing and being called a wimp as a child because he played the cello haunted him now. He couldn’t back down. He had to protect his wife and his home. What if they were after the manuscript? “Go call the police, but I’m going in there,” and he stalked toward the house.

Peterson was oblivious to all that was going on outside. He was flipping through the pages of his prize like a child, but this was something that no child would appreciate. He was shocked when the light suddenly came on to see Jonathan standing in the doorway.

Just at that time, Jonathan saw police lights in the driveway. In their own way both Peterson and Jonathan looked horror-stricken. Within thirty seconds, two officers joined them to see Peterson with some antique erotica, or pornography depending on one’s religious affiliation.

***

At the end of their shift, the officers were still talking about it in amazement.

“Can you believe that guy breaking into that house just for some old porno?” The first officer said.

“Yeah, and the Captain said that first edition book he had sitting next to him that he didn’t even care about was worth about half a year’s salary. Then, that kid all exercised about some dusty old sheet music. Good thing Roy called it in. Who knows what those crazies would have done if we hadn’t shown up.”

“You can say that again.”